December 5: A Field Guide to MAGA Excuses for the Toddler President
Don’t know if this post from New York about Trump’s immaturity will get me onto the White House list of enemy media, but there’s a chance.
Veteran political journalist Jonathan Martin has a new rant at Politico Magazine with the self-explanatory headline: “The President Who Never Grew Up.” Nothing he said is the least bit revelatory; it’s all about things we know Donald Trump has done and said but lined up in a way that illustrates how very much the president resembles a child, and a not-very-well-behaved child at that. A sample:
Trump is living his best life in this second and final turn in the White House. Coming up on one year back in power, he’s turned the office into an adult fantasy camp, a Tom Hanks-in-Big, ice-cream-for-dinner escapade posing as a presidency.
The brazen corruption, near-daily vulgarity and handing out pardons like lollipops is impossible to ignore and deserves the scorn of history. Yet how the president is spending much of his time reveals his flippant attitude toward his second term. This is free-range Trump. And the country has never seen such an indulgent head of state.
Yes, he’s one-part Viktor Orbán, making a mockery of the rule of law and wielding state power to reward friends and punish foes while eroding institutions.
But he’s also a 12-year-old boy: There’s fun trips, lots of screen time, playing with toys, reliable kids’ menus and cool gifts under the tree — no socks or trapper keepers.
Martin is just scratching the surface here. He doesn’t even mention the president’s inability to admit or accept responsibility for mistakes, which is reminiscent of an excuse-making child, or his tendency to fabricate his own set of “facts” like an incessant daydreamer bored by kindergarten. Now to be clear, the essentially juvenile nature of many of Trump’s preoccupations and impulses has struck just about everybody who’s forced to watch him closely and isn’t inclined by party or ideology to jump into the sandbox with him to share the fun. But since he’s the president, it’s more seemly for critics to focus on problems deeper than immaturity. There are the many worrisome “isms” he is prone to embrace or reflect (nativism, racism, sexism, authoritarianism, jingoism, cronyism, nepotism). And there’s also his habit of surrounding himself with cartoon villains like Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Stephen Miller, and J.D. Vance who are the stuff of grown-up nightmares.
But still, I find myself wondering regularly how Trump’s own followers process his rather blatant lack of seriousness about the most serious job on the planet. If there’s such a thing as negative gravitas, the toddler president has it in abundance. So what are the excuses MAGA folk make for him? There are five major rationalizations that come to mind:
Whenever he says something especially outrageous or embarrassing, we are quickly told by his defenders that he’s just having an enormous joke at the expense of humorless liberals. This dates back to pro-Trump journalist Salena Zito’s famous 2016 dictum that his followers “take him seriously but not literally.” Where you draw the line between the stuff he means and the stuff he’s just kidding about can obviously be adjusted to cover any lapses in taste or honesty he might betray. The “he’s just trolling the libs” defense is a useful bit of jiujitsu as it happens. It turns the self-righteousness of his critics into foolishness while neutering any fears that whatever nasty or malicious thing Trump has said reflects his true nature and inclinations. You see this tactic a lot with Trumpworld social-media takes on mass deportation that exhibit what some have called “performative cruelty” in depicting ICE violence against immigrants, which predictably shock liberals who are then mocked for not understanding it’s all a shuck. Meanwhile, the most radical of Trump’s MAGA fans bask in the administration’s appropriation of their worst impulses.
A second rationalization you hear from Trump’s defenders, particularly when he says or does something that makes no sense, is to argue that he’s operating on multiple levels that include some higher strategies his critics simply don’t have the mental bandwidth to grasp. If, for example, he insults a foreign leader, he may secretly be setting off a diplomatic chain reaction that results in foreign-policy gains somewhere else. Similarly, if he defames federal judges, Democratic elected officials, or mainstream journalists, he may simply be trying to manipulate public opinion in a sophisticated way to overcome those who thwart or undermine his substantive agenda. Trump himself set the template for the “chess not checkers” theory by telling us his most incoherent speeches and statements reflect a novel rhetorical style he calls “the weave.” You do have to admire his chutzpah in telling people they simply aren’t smart enough to follow him as he fails to complete thoughts and sentences.
An even more common excuse for Trump’s worst traits is that he is focused on communicating with the people, not the media or other snooty elites. If he’s crude or impulsive or irrational, so, too, are the people. As one liberal writer ruefully admitted of Trump circa 2016:
He liked fast food and sports and, most importantly, he shared all their gripes and complaints and articulated them in the same terms some used themselves. For all his crowing about his money and showing off, he really didn’t put on airs. He was just like them.
And he behaved just like they would if they were given a billion dollars and unlimited power. Thus his childishness and even his cruelty could be construed as efforts to meld minds with the sovereign public or, at least, key parts of it. This became most explicit in 2024 when Trump’s crudeness and fury about diversity were transformed into a shrew pitch for the support of the “manosphere” and the masses of politically volatile younger men who spend much of their lives there. It could even serve as an excuse for his destruction of the White House as we’ve known it. Gold plating of everything in sight and the construction of a huge, garish ballroom might disgust aesthetes and history buffs with postgraduate degrees and no common sense. But with the White House set to become a venue for UFC fights, why not go big and loud? Nobody elected architecture experts to run the country, did they?
A parallel excuse for Trump’s uncouthness is that transgressions are central to his mission. He’s there to overturn the Establishment, not respect its silly rules of what’s appropriate for presidents. His distractors ruined the country, so who are they to complain when it requires someone unconventional to set things aright? Trump campaigned in 2016, 2020, and 2024 as a disrupter and thrilled his followers by refusing to be domesticated in office. When returned to power most recently, he hit Washington like a gale-force wind defying all precedents and expressing an exasperated public’s disgust with the status quo and the people who led it. So why would anyone expect this Robespierre to play by the rules of Versailles? That’s not who he is and not what he was elected to do.
The president himself has best articulated the standard by which he judges himself and expects to be judged by his followers, and by history, in a Truth Social post this past February: “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.” From the MAGA point of view, the 47th president is bending history, reversing a long trend toward national decline, and raising the economic aspirations and moral values of America to heights thought to be long lost. Perhaps the most powerful rationalization for Trump’s many excesses ever written was the famous 2016 essay by Michael Anton comparing those supporting Trump’s challenge to Hillary Clinton to the desperate and self-sacrificing passengers of the hijacked September 11 flight that brought the plane down by rushing the terrorists in the cockpit:
[I]f you don’t try, death is certain. To compound the metaphor: a Hillary Clinton presidency is Russian Roulette with a semi-auto. With Trump, at least you can spin the cylinder and take your chances.
It’s Trump, warts and all, or the abyss, to many Trump fans, today as in 2016. So if he wants to have some boyish fun while he’s saving America, and perhaps civilization, who are we to deny him?
i really don’t think bush has a chance in PA (my state). i read that a gop strategist said that bush must win the philly suburban counties of bucks, montgomery, delaware, and chester by 8-10 points to win the state (i live in bucks, work in montgomery). while registration data favors the gop, these counties have been trending more and more democratic, and they voted for al gore by huge margins in 2000, relative to registration data. i work with the pharma industry, and bush is not even liked among my colleagues. i put together a good spreadsheet analysis of voter registration trends (http://brg6.dyn.dhs.org/voter.xls) and the 2000 race (http://brg6.dyn.dhs.org/prez.xls). notice the dems gain even more in the urban areas, and lose more in the rural areas, but the difference is that the dems are winning the suburban areas which had been in gop hands from 1960-1988, except for 1964.
Thanks Ruy.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/salon/0,14779,1295936,00.html
Reportedly, Bush in 1972.
What absolute tripe…
The difference between “likely” voters and “registered” voters is that “likely” voters tries to measure who actuallyhas an established history of showing up on election day.
I guess you can always pray that this year will be an significant aberation in the fifty year trend on overall voting participation.
Kerry answered his critics with a blistering statement.
“For the past week, they attacked my patriotism and my fitness to serve as commander in chief,” Kerry said. “We’ll, here’s my answer. I’m not going to have my commitment to defend this country questioned by those who refused to serve when they could have and by those who have misled the nation into Iraq.”
“It doesn’t surprise me that the vice president of the United States spent most of his speech talking about John Kerry because you know he doesn’t want to talk about what they’ve done to this country,” the North Carolina senator said.
The above responses belong to Kerry and edwards respectively. I think these are good beginnings to an agressive next 60 days.
Cheers
Just saw some of the transcript of The Bush Speech. Sounds powerful, pushing all the right buttons. Trying to pull that old tired dog of compassionate conservatism isn’t going to work this time. I can’t believe he trying that again……….
goethean, “the media” is corporate owned and has an agenda, supporting corporate interests, widly seen as being best seved by republicans. As an example I give The NY Post which loses millions each year.
I take away from your excellent analysis the message that it’s all about GOTV. We’d better work our butts off on that.
BTW, got a flier from BC-04 urging me to vote absentee. Maybe I’ll take them up on it, sounds like they might know something about how votes will be counted, or not.
I’m a registered Indy who usually votes D, as is my wife dunno why they mailed us.
Good to have you back, Ruy.
i don’t want good morale. i want to see kerry doing what he has to do to ensure victory. he’s not doing it.
panic is useless. so is pretending that kerry has done anything but harm to himself by avoiding national security issues on the stump, until now.
Keep up the great work. Take a look at this new Website called http://www.us-election.org. It allows people who are not US citizens to vote in the next American Presidential election and is filled with information about all of the candidates.
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have access to a computer and the Internet, especially those living outside the country. Make our voice as loud as you can, because America needs to know that we are here and watching.
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What is the history on this polling group?
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/Presidential_Tracking_Poll.htm
When things don’t look good, rely on the RV data (when it looks better, which it always does for Democrats)?
Whatever makes you sleep better…..
That last post was by me…using an old handle (oops, zig heil!)
bruce b. I think it’s possible for both you and Ruy to be right. More dems are involved in the campaign at this point and that is why the race is so close (at least in the RV polls) but don’t forget that there is a very large pool of people who vote infrequently (maybe 40% of the electorate) who can opt into the process as the election draws near. And these people tend to vote democrat overwhelmingly. It all depends on voter turnout and all indications are that this year will be the highest in history.
“goethean” has a GREAT point: Two can play the media game. Has this occurred to the Demo’s braintrust, yet?
We need the equivalent of the old-fashioned “Hymn Book” of talking points. Seriously…Think what could happen if everyone from the national level to the local level repeated the same meme-set for a week…
KERRY CAMAIGN: “This week’s talking points are #45, #128, and #101. Everybody, go!”
Ruy.
Dude. as a favor. I am sure you have a family and all, but would you mind NOT taking a vacation in 2008? See what happens when you disappear? It all goes to hell.
What mainepirate said.
true gothean… but any organisation can create a market… so from time to time, the media will dictate what they need you to hear and see. and when you buy into it, then its off to the bank they go.
Cheers
Ruy-
Why do you advocate not using LV numbers until close to the election? Does the determination of who is a likely voter change throughout the election? How is it determined?
alice, “the media” don’t have an objective, other than to sell newspapers or ads or whatever they’re selling. They are not part of the Republican party. If terrorism sells, they’ll run with it. If Kerry puts out a meme that sells, they’ll run with that, too.
Thanks, Ruy. The Bushies love to play the confidence game, it’s one of their best tricks. Act like a winner, and the other side will freak out, and people will think your a winner. So as was said upthread, the gnashing of teeth plays into their game plan.
In addition, I’d say that Democrats need to learn how to take a punch. Honestly, I think the whole country needs to. I feel we, in the end, overreacted to 9/11, kind of freaked out. It’s understandable, since we haven’t had to deal with anything of this magnitude in a generation. Things went against us in August. But not that badly. Shake it off and keep fighting.
Oh, and by the way, I don’t think Bush takes a punch very well either. I think he’s freaked out over the MoveOn campaign.
Hey Ruy,
Your emphasis on the problems with the likely voter vs. registered voter samples is great, but I find that people are a bit confused about how to put this in simple language. When is an apple an apple?
Maybe you have done this before, but can you explain to people exactly how these organizations separate the LV sample from the RV sample? Why should people believe that one sample is a better representation of future results than another? Are there some screens that work better than others. Maybe there are certain campaigns that make one of the samples more reliable than the other etc. In short, how do we spread this story your telling?
Maybe I’m paranoid but I see the media’s gloom in a more sinister light. I fear that it is a ruse, so when Kerry wins they can change the vote count in the no record Diebold machines, and people will accept it. If people expect Kerry to win, it would be much harder for them to fix the election.
Ruy, I almost always agree with you, and I certainly agree that the “conventional wisdom” gloom and doom has been herd mentality overstatement.
However, I can’t agree that it is a possibility that the Democratic voters are paying LESS attention to this election than the Republican voters. All evidence is to the contrary, including small contributions, the size of the anti-Bush demonstrations, and the crowds Kerry and Edwards were getting in their post-convention bus tour.
However, an argument that supports your basic point (that RVs polls are a better gauge at this point than LV polls) is that the anti-Bush sentiment might be bringing many new, usual non-voting Kerry voters to the polls. The posting from NC above tends to support this thesis. I would doubt that these voters would show up in many LV screens.
The things is that there will be a lot of events between now and the election. Many things can happen. A former Democrat might give a keynote at the RNC looking insave and embarassing himself.
The debates will happen. Slurs and attacks will be thrown. Unfortunately, there will be some foreign policy news (very rarely is FP news good during a W administration). The election is very close, and if too many of these things break against Kerry he will have trouble (he needs to look strong, determined, tougher and more knowledgeable than GWB). But what we do know at this point is that Bush is terrified to bring up his record. They are avoiding talking about that as much as they can. When this election gets into full swing, about three weeks from now, it is going to be much, much harder for them to avoid talking about Bush’s string of failures. They will do their best to come up with excuses, but a month’s focus on their record makes it clear that there is nothing but failure.
Thanks Jake.. I share your sentiments and I hope others will rally to the cause.
Personally, I cant afford to think of having bush in the house for another 4 minutes and hence, everything has to be done to ensure a change.
So it really doesnt matter too much what the polls say. What really matters is that supporters stick with the candidate to the end and keep campaigning. Keep telling somebody… keep inspiring others and reduce the level of doubt and bewilderment and gloom. Stay strong and ensure the victory.
Kerry is making good progress… I am sure of that.
First: What I haven’t noticed is any reference to the impact of people who are now motivated to register to vote. In my little town (county pop. around 120,000) the county courthouse has averaged 1000 new voters per week for the last few months. That’s an incredible rise. Newly registered voters tend to fall for the challenger rather then the incumbent at a 2 to 1 ratio. This is happening all over my state (NC). We could see a red state turn blue.
SECOND: There IS too much gloom on all the blogs. This fits the GOP game perfectly. DON’T get sucked into it. Volunteer your time for the campaign. Getting together with other people in your community will energize you and make you feel like part of a movement…and that’s exactly what we are. A movement to revel in our Constitutional freedoms and remove a failed administration.
LOOK at their points…they can’t say anything about their record. They’ve failed. More negative slams at Kerry is just more failure…a failure of character. They keep stoking terrorism fears to keep their base engaged. Is this security? It’s another failure.
Ruy.
Dude. as a favor. I am sure you have a family and all, but would you mind NOT taking a vacation in 2008? See what happens when you disappear? It all goes to hell.
“But it’s hard to cheer people up when they’re determined to be gloomy. Indeed, there’s a tendency to seize on “evidence” that supports a gloomy viewpoint without looking at it very closely.”
I agree with Ruy quite a plenty here. The analyses must be done.. and in any event, supporters simply must stick with the candidates until the last vote has been counted.
There has not been much by the way of change in the polls recently. Supporters must consider that the RNC is happening right now and is prob. getting more say on the media than the DEMs and hence it is expected that the GOP side of the story will be in the news more often. This will influence some people of course.
In any event, stay with the Kerry camp and get on with the business of support and campaigning, pleeaasse. There is an important job at hand and it must be done. You cant let Kerry report for duty and not be able to declare… “Mission Accomplished, Good Work Men/Women”.
Get Busy
Cheers
So LV voter models are not based upon or entirely upon subgroup or mass behavior in prior elections but also account for the probabliities that a given election’s turnout will be lower or higher than the norm?
Ruy: I want to hear the unfiltered truth, so I was pleased to read today’s posting. I’ve been distraught over recent article (“Democrats Alarmed at Kerry campaign,” etc) and it was refreshing to read an analytical, truthful, yet positive take on the election to date.
By the way, any chance of knowing if Errol Morris’s ads for MoveOn have had any impact on polls during the convention?
Ruy, What kind of a poll is the ICR and what does the acronym mean?
I only recently found this site. It seems to do a lot of explaining to try to keep morale up.